Has anyone else noticed how phallic Manhattan is? Every time I look at a map--meaning every time I ride a train or in a cab--all I can think of is how closely the shape of NYC resembles that of a penis! Gross! It's even worse when I'm working, because I have to drag little kids around downtown and Tribeca, which is way South, and when I'm studying my map for cross-streets, I can't help but think about how I'm studying the fine-print on the head of a wang.

It just makes me laugh :-)